Jackson Heights - Episode 20

First big date with salma ji and this is what Bhatti sahab brings for her

and she turns up looking like this...its like they're not even making an effort for each other.

Salma - being Salma - will never learn. Sikandar says, "Go, be with Bhatti." And off Salma goes, prancing into the sunset. Or rather, off she goes to meet Bhatti Sahab in broad daylight. For once, Kash and Sikandar ki akal kaam kar rahi hei, because they dump their useless informant, and decide to simply follow Salma to lead them to Bhatti Sahab. 

Look at Kash - he's so smooth, Salma doesn't even see him following her 5 steps behind. 

idher ye...

toh udher woh

Does Aunty Ji have a side catering business we should know about? Yeh itni bari bari daighoon mein kia paka rahi hein?

Salma didn't notice Kash walking five steps behind her, yet both she and Bhatti sahab feel Sikander's presence as he crosses the road. 

Aur sikander sahab stops in the middle of the road to shoot and doesn't notice this gigantic 4wd speeding towards him

 Beta road poori tarah cross kurlete...monkeys would've done a better job than these two goons

Kash the kameena cousin delivers the news to Khala

Bhatti sahab totally nonchalant about almost getting shot and leaving Cathy bhabi. 

I've got an idea...why don't you marry her next useless cabby number two???

Michelle and Jamshed are having a lover's tiff. It's sad to see Michelle, this strong woman who didn't give anyone any dheel, as a doormat to the scheming Jamshed. He certainly has her thoroughly controlled.

CATHY MARRIED BHATTI SAHAB FOR MONEY?

Really? Bhatti sahab is Mr money bags? And he shows up for his date with salma holding a five dollar highstore bouquet? What a cheapskate

Wow. Salma's life really sucks. She now feels responsible (why oh why?) to take care of her bedridden, abusive husband and give up her dreamboy. #LifeSucks

Right in the middle of this very heavy conversation Salma finds out that Sikander has regained conciousness...Bhatti Sahab your middle class love affair is doomed...might as well stick it out with Cathy.

 yeah that's the face i made too rizwan when I heard Michelle's "favour"

wow...i can't beleieve he actually managed to not blurt out, everything happening with Bhatti sahab, in front of Jamshed.

umm do you Bhatti sahab??? do you?
Cathy's reaction...

Cathy continues to go from freaking-audience-out happy to search-and-destroy hulk...

Bhaag Bhatti, bhaag....

Okay I kind of feel sorry for Cathy. Yeah she's been a crappy spouse so far. Doesn't treat Bhatti sahab very well. Threw out his useless nephew. But still... Its not nice being told you are no longer useful. That you no longer serve your purpose in Bhatti sahab's life. Because salma ji. 

Side note... That sweet house belongs to Bhatti sahab? Then why did he not put his foot down about Jamshed staying? Why didn't he bring Jamshed back and say...my house my nephew. If this was a mutual benefits marriage...how come Bhatti sahab is always on the back foot with Cathy in the first few episodes???

Oh look. Jamshed diligently at work. Kia hua? Aaj kissi ko fire nahi kar wana Jamshed?

poor dependable Rizwan...he's still clearly in love with michelle...so much so he tries making an effort with Jamshed.

Dear Rizwan - Please slap him and put me out of my misery. That is all.

Aik toh he's being douchey to Rizwan, then he's smoking, then he takes his doucheyness up a notch and throws the cigerette butt on the ground. Literring Jamshed? real classy!

in Jamshed'd case replace Mummy with Michelle.

Aliya Baji - rehno do. It's like fighting a lost cause or talking to the wall. No use.

Sikandar doesn't have health insurance - SHOCKER!

Aww this scene was heartbreaking on so many levels. First salma had to sell the jewellery she was saving for Imaan's education to pay for Sikander's hospital bills. Then she doesn't have the courage to tell imaan she will be leaving soon and Bhatti sahab really is her boyfriend. 

See. Salma isn't going anywhere. Salma + Sikandar Forever *hearts hearts* #SMH

Ha Ha Jamshed...Rizwan totally played you.

#Puke
 what are you planing wolvernine??? what's going on in that hairy little mind of yours?

Aliya being the voice of reason. Again.


Much apologies for the extra long delay this week...but i have a cough as bad as nani ji's

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