Garr Maan Reh Jaaye - Episode 26

More of the same ensued this week on Garr Maan Reh Jaaye - seriously, you missed nothing if you didn't watch the episode last week - but, I was bored, so I thought I'd go ahead and make a small post on this week's episode. Plus, we haven't been able to update our joint pieces (like Mehram and Jackson Heights), so I was hoping you, dear readers, will consider this a small olive branch while we get those posted :)  

So, Nissa has decided to get Farukh to hate her, and for him to fall in love with Asma instead. To do so, she is giving him the cold shoulder. 

Farukh - regardless of the bazillion of confrontations between him and Asma, Asma and Nissa, Nissa and him, him, Nissa and Asma, is STILL SO confused. Why, oh why is Nissa ignoring me? Boohoo... 

Meanwhile, Daniya - the only dhang ka character in this drama, has aced her exams and has acquired a full scholarship for higher studies. #AttaGirl

Farukh confronts Nissa. Again. 

Daniya (yup, I've decided she must be Daniya and Tania) is fed up of why there is any question about this engagement JUB YEH RISHTA ABA NEI TAY KIA THA.

Aba gaaye. Ab girls can do whatever they want...#AllahKhairKaray

Farukh hates Asma's guts. But he's just so subtle *cough cough* that she isn't getting the hint. At all.

What he says and Asma's unrelated responses. Cos she's like in la-la land.

Farukh: I HATE YOU ASMA!

Asma: The German government refuses to acknowledge Scientology as a religion...

Farukh: I WILL NEVER MARRY YOU!

Asma: The human head weighs between 10 to 11 lbs...

Just in case you were wondering - Asma does have one strength: She can make top-secret phone calls in the family lounge without anyone being any the wiser. It's a talent. For reals.

Farukh confronts Ahsan - cos Ahsan is such an upright standing citizen that he will admit to any bakwas he might be upto. Meanwhile, Amma just looks perplexed though out the whole conversation. 

#ConfusedAurath you are making me crazy. I don't understand why Nissa has to be apologetic about loving Farukh back. He loves her. Her dad "engaged" them (is that a term? It is now...). He doesn't like Asma. Just because Nissa wants Asma to be happy, she can't make Farukh love Asma back. So let's, everyone, put on our big girl panties, accept reality, and let Asma have her hissy fit and get over it. 

This girl here needs to be exorcised. Or something. 

In fact - since Daniya is the only one with half a brain, Farukh should just marry her and leave the two older crazies to fight it out 'til Kingdom comes. Sheesh.

I'm not sure if it's just the YouTube uploads, or if on TV too, there was no audio to the upcoming promo for next week....NOT THAT I NEEDED AUDIO COS MY DREAMS ARE ABOUT TO COME TRUE!!!

GUESS WHO IS PREGNANNNNNT!!!!

WOOT WOOT!!

I mean, SERIOUSLY,this twist is the one I prayed for. Dear Express - PLEASE DO NOT MESS IT UP!

#ExpectingFireworks

#DoesThisMeanTheDramaIsAlmostOver

#NextWeekComeFaster