Jackson Heights - Episode 17

Well, well, well - We were in for a real treat tonight by the team of Jackson Heights. Lots of story developments. I am one #HappyCamper right now.

Judging by all these developments i'm guessing we only have 3 or 4 more episodes left. :-(

Bhatti Sahab ki jasoosi continues. I wonder why he doesn't respect Salma and leave something she doesn't want to share with him alone, or if he is concerned for her safety and is trying to help.

Raju bun gaya gentleman. 

Smug gentleman. Pride comes before a fall Jamshed.

What I need to know is...how come he's working on a six month visitor visa...where are the immigration officers when you need them? 
Side note: someone please make a Pakistani version of x-men and cast Adeel Hussein as Wolverine. Please!!! Just look at him...perfect!

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Udhar Bhatti Sahab jasoosi mein lagay huay hein, idhar Mrs. Bhatti jasoosi mein lagi hui hein. Itnay saal se they've been married, but apparently no relationship foundations were laid. 

Cathy understands Urdu? #Impressed
I would've been more impressed if she spoke it fluently and realised how reluctant Bhatti sahab sounded.

Salma: I'm sorry I asked you to drop everything and come see me. As usual. 

Bhatti Sahab: It's ok. The Bi-Jamalo in me is always willing to stop everything and come hear some new gossip or family secrets. 

Oh come on, Cathy. Even the pin-pointer in me can see the platonic-ness of this meeting.

Thank you Bhatti sahab for telling Salma some home truths...

COME BACK RIZWAN! Please save Michelle!!

Michelle is hiding her relationship with Junaid from Rizwan. I find that interesting. As for Junaid - as if anything you got Michelle for her birthday would be good enough. How about you give her the present of GETTING LOST. *humph*

$300 for two peices of information? What a crook. 

This is happening in broad daylight. Any of the neighbours could have called the cops. Fantastic acting by Ali Kazmi and Aamina Sheikh!

I was genuinely concerned for Salma's safety here. Even though i know theyre actors, but the acting was so brilliant, it really felt like salma was being choked. Ali Kazmi hats off to you, you have inherited your father's talent.

Kaash: inki closeness Dekhnei wali thi. (Kounsi closeness Bhai?)

Aunty: *Holy smokes. He's not really gonna kill her right?*

What Kash's juvenile brain thinks he saw...

What Kash actually saw...

There was at least 3 feet distance between them... Also your bionic eye isn't working properly... There was no laughing involved. Moron.


Back to other Moron...

Be a man. Tell nani so she can be proud of you for being such a scumbag. 

Bechari nani...first that idiotic son and bahu, then bhatti married that kamini Kathy and now jamshed is marrying some manhoos michelle. 

*Speechless* Did he just...? Wow wow wow

Every time Rizwan calls Michelle, I hate Jamshed a little bit more

You tell her Salma! What a you-know-what! (On a serious side note, this drama has done a phenomenal job of showing domestic abuse, not just at the hands of the husband but the inlaws too for young innocent girls that get married off to American desis, often within relatives. Bravo!)

Bhatti Sahab: Salma aisi tu nahi hei ke baghair bataaye chutti kar le?

Excuse me, did you just fall from a different planet? This is at least her third unscheduled absence from work after being beat up. ,

She stood you up twice as well Bhatti sahab. You threw a hissy fit. Remember?

Manager bun jaane k baad se junaid ka dimagh kuch zyada hi khraab Hogaya hai.

 Are you trying to shut down the restaurant? Agar insult ka budla hi Lena tha toh us k khane mai kuch mix kur dete.

He insulted you for being a Pakistani? Hell - You deserved every piece of that fabricated insult you little weasel.


Agli episode tuk intezaar karein for Michelle's reaction... I wonder who she'll believe. Hint *it's not going to be the old supervisor*

Until then...