Wednesday 7 January 2015

Garr Maan Reh Jaaye - Episode 21

As usual, this episode opens with all kinds of hysterics. And raised eyebrows, on my part.

Shuroo mein he THIS happened. And the background aunties did phenomenally well whispering and giving pointed looks. 

Of course, instead of saving face, this one decides to rant and rave about how Asma nei Abu ki IZZAT ka janaza nikal dia. #OhTheIrony

And where do I even start with what's going on here? Sherlock here is trying, yet failing, to put together the pieces of the puzzle. I don't go to a informal get together without knowing who the host is -- this guy agreed to be a gawah without knowing who the bride and groom is. And molvi sahab is single handedly winning 'Shady Molvi of the Year.' I thought he was going to come clean when he slapped Ahsan for his transgressions, but nope. We're back to square A. And instead of a cover up he puts the nail in the coffin by saying, 'don't tell anyone what you saw here'. Which we all know ACTUALLY means:

If there was any doubt about where Asma was, everyone now knows the truth thanks to Daniya (or is she Tania?) shrieking out that she ran away from home. Chup ho jao Daniya ALLAH ka wasta hei!! WHERE IS FARUKH? Why isn't he swooping in to save this situation??

Suspects innocent Nissa of being in love with Farukh, rejects and divorces her. Tries to marry Asma, rapes Asma, now doesn't want Asma. He must think he is at a buffet. #Disgusted

He wants NISSA back. Jiss ko talaaq di thi. Jo kay talaaq nahi thi...? His words. Not mine. Pakistani dramas make a mockery out of religion. 

I wonder how may earplugs his co-actors went through. 

HE WANTS NISSA BACK!

Wait - does this look say: 'Asma you came back!' Or does it say, 'Asma kiss moo se wapis aaee ho tum?!'

DID YOU SEE THIS HAPPEN?? Rofl 
WHAT? WHO? WHA...?
Oh lord. I give up. 

And then he acts normal when Ahsen pushes him aside. #LegitBehavior


How come the 'evil' daughter is surrounded by well wishers and the 'good' daughters are left to their own devices? And what's up with these heaping plates of food? And why are there two types of biryanis?

Shadi cancel. Mehmaan chalay gaaye. Ab kapray badal lo beta. 

His words say: shadi se pehlay mein yahaan nahi reh sakta
His face says (for Nissa): Hum tummm aik kamray mein bundh hoon, aur chaabi kho jaaye....





So Farukh has promised to always stay with the girls, in their house. But didn't he -- in the infamous leaving-breakfast-on-the-stoop scene -- tell Nissa he has (at least) a mom? And that she's very ill? Why can't the girls just move in with him and his 'mom'? 

Somewhere - amidst all these hysterics - this gorgeous skyline was flashed. #Fabulous

Now this fool hates Asma. She don't feel too hot about you either, lame-o. It's amazing how Chup Raho is showing a girl get raped and practically become dysfunctional. Here no one remembers what brutality poor Asma went through one episode ago. 

This churail has the audacity to judge Asma?

Abhi tu SIRF thappar aur do teen chappalain pari hein. Man up you pathetic excuse of a man. Tell your mom what you did to Asma. Then let's see what she's made of. 

The episode ends with more pleadings from Ahsan for his mom to bring Nissa back and the promo shows Khala and Ahsan are planning more fireworks! Wonder if Asma will tell the world what he did to her. At least we're lucky and she doesn't have a mom telling her to 'Chup raho.' #ChotiChotiKhushian

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