Jackson Heights - Episode 26

So we're finally going to see the end of Jackson heights tonight. Keeping up with tradition i'm a whole week late with this episode update. sigh. Some weeks im running around trying to catch my own tail. Anyway let's get on with it. This is what happened last week.

Bhatti Sahab shows his dying mother a picture of his beloved Salma ji.

So after all the genuine niceness of Bhatti Sahab, I have decided to let him have this small screen time of cheapness....Carrying around a pic of Selma like a teenager...
Laykin Nani ko pasand nahi aaee kia? Cos the next thing you know...

Meanwhile - back in the US - these two lovebirds cuddle...

The romance is interrupted by a phonecall from Jackson Heights ki Gossip Girl, Javed Bhai.

Jamshed acts like a total jerk, pushes away gossip guy and runs away to cry privately.

And when Jamshed learns about his nani's death, he is very heartbroken...unfortunately, I was not - at Jamshed's heartbroken-ness, because he's been an absolute jerk and he had it coming.

And then there was this gem of a scene, with the two leeches caterwauling away at how much they loved nani...and then finally  Bhatti Sahab flings the 18,000 rupee phone in their face that they had money to spend on vs the 5000 it would've took to paint nani's kamra.

Bijamalo - after confronting Jamshed - continues on his task to single handedly deliver the news of nani passing away, and spill every secret he knows. Next on his list Selma. Looks like you owe Bhatti more than you think Selma Ji...Salma ji actually believes the gangsters agreed to leave sikander alone and forgoe their money after some verbal persuasion by Bhatti Sahab.

okay so Javed bhai says it more nicely than that but the gist was the same.

It's wedding day for Wolverine and at the last minute he gets a call from his shady lawyer asking for more money.

The show must go on for Jamshed - unless his shady lawyer calls him. Then he ditches his soon-to-be bride and runs to try to avert a potential disaster.

Unfortunately for him, Rizwan is dafa baazi le gaya. Rizwan out bids Jamshed's rate and the lawyer delivers tape recordings of his shady dealings with Jamshed to Michelle.

Jamshed almost knocks out all of Rizwan's teeth.

Rizwan the superhero saves his lady love michelle

So Michelle finally finds out. But after so many obvious red signs that her character overlooked, I just couldn't work up any empathy for her.

Guess who is still being nice to Bhatti Sahab? YUP. The bhabi from hell. No brownie points for guessing what her motives are.

Once again Aliyah is dishing out good advice which is just flying off the top of Salma ji's head. Also... How does salma manage to make, Bhatti sahab's mom dying, about her and her problems?

After the wolverine almost weds buddhi Aunty fiasco, Michelle locks herself away, refusing to even open the door for Rizwan. 

When she finally does open the door, Rizwan wastes no opportunity to remind Michelle of her stupidity. 

Cathy comes back...errr to tell Selma not to give up Bhatti and how awesome Bhatti Sahab is, and how he gave her the house...

I mean - come on. Now the writer is just stalling...