Mehram - Episode 20

Farhat Aunty is trying to guilt Hamza into bringing his wife (that's his wife that isn't his wife) back. 

Hamza's only going on a honeymoon with Maya to get out of the house apparently
beta seaview tuk chaley jaate. Malaysia ka ticket kataana zaroori tha?

  Farhat Khala apne maulvi ki beti iqra ki PG rated shairii padhi hai?

Maya remembers her dupatta when she goes in front of Molvi Sahab. Should I laugh or cry? (Later this turns out to be like a hastily thrown on dastarkhwan or something. But top marks for the effort.)

Maulvi sahab is trying to determine the cause of Iqra's return to Casa del Maulvi. Maya is quick to clear her own name. 

Well, now we know where Iqra gets her gift of poetry from. Since Maya (and everyone else watching) didn't understand a word of what Maulvi sahab just said, she dumps her dear Hamza in hot doodoo instead.

Ummm....are you sure you can handle the truth?

Pata nahi Hamza ka ghar kitni duur hai...that guy never reaches home on time when he's needed.

oooohhhh...Maulvi daddy told Maya the truth. (I wish this gif had sound effects...because the sound of Maya's one tonne hand connecting with Hamza's choosa huwa aam face was just...EPIC!)

OH! HOLY..!! Apparently Maya can't handle the truth. And she - phenomenally - slaps Hamza. Well done by Maya! I forgive you for all those lame gobi making scenes. (Your hair is still inexcusable. Sorry.)

Someone was on crack when they wrote these dialogues because sometimes they make zero sense. *See exhibit above*

Of all the things to throw in his face, him sleeping in Iqra's lap is amongst the top accusations. Told you, in no situation would that be ok. #AttaGirl

And once more, Hamza has no response to anything. Sharm se doob maro Hamza. #Lame

Kion Iqra Bibi - ab karo na apni bakwas:  'Meri zindagi, mera ishq, mera maqsad - sub Hamza hei.' Aba ke samne bolti bundh ho gaee?

Hamza makes the worst possible effort to keep Maya from leaving...its almost like he wants her to go.

 Iqra says shes's not coming back so you should stay..no point in me losing both my wives in the same week.

I'm so proud of Maya right now. She is taking no prisoners and no bakwas that lame Hamza sprouts is going to stop her! Finally! Someone with a backbone here!

Annnnnd another females walks out of Hamza's life. 

Ab mein kiss se secret Nikah karoonga?

I think Hamza showed more emotions when the maasi walks out than he did when Maya left him. 

Maya's Parents try to pin the blame on each other but Maya's having none of it.

ok I'm not even going to attempt to explain this train wreck of a conversation...here are some appropriate gifs instead.

Dad's like...

 Mom just...

and Maya can't beleive what shes hearing...

Rashid Bhai - Tumharay leeaye rasta saaf ho gaya...

Really. This guy. He's too much. He's like 20 something going on 10. He needs someone to feed him, lock the doors, wipe his tears, and make his decisions. You're an embaressment to men-kind Hamza.