Alvida - Episode 9

Ok. So let's just make a blanket statement here and say that no episode that starts with this maa-beta duo ever comes to any sense.

Of course Fareesa going through her dead sootan's clothes and jewelry on her wedding night is absolutely normal behavior. 

Do the math with me: Haya flies to Karachi in time for the barath to be coming back. Waise tu Karachi mein shadi ke mehmaan 11 bajay se pehlay nahi aatay, but for heck's sake, let's say the people came and left early...So it still has to be at least 1am before Ramiz decides to call Haya. 

All these golden product placement opportunities Pakistani dramas miss. Think of all the revenue they could generate this way.

Well atleast one thing was clarified...

phew!

So Fareesa apparently got married and brought no clothes with herself. Except for the wedding dress. Really? REALLY! This obviously warrants a shopping trip, with Maami's credit card.

For all her Sadi-ing, I havent seen Fareesa taking care of Sadi even once. She's always wandering around the house or lying through her teeth to her aunt.

This is the welcome Haya gets when she goes to her dad's place. #WhattaWarmWelcome

 Haya and Hadi have a showdown in front of her dad - and this is treated as more normal behavior.

Aba does more Mehrami. (Please see previous post for definition).

Fareesa maxes out Maami's credit card. Look at her go...Didn't her dad make this big claim about how "hum bhi khatay peetay ghar ke hein..."? Beti ko aik shadi ke joray mein rukhsat kar deea..?

Episode 8 flashback

  correct...aap iss se bhi zyada gaye guzray hain. Dude you're worse than mehram dad

Yup - Fareesa puts on a pair of sunglasses - inside the restaurant - to hide from Saim...who was supposed to be leaving the country or something? Apparently, aik aur round beziti ka face kar ke bichardna kismat mein likha tha in dono kay.

ooh saim...king of comebacks...you are not!

Maybe it's the encounter with Saim, or maybe Fareesa is aqalmand enough to know that if she wants to stay in this mansion as Hadi's wife she needs to keep up her "I love saadi" charade.

In this episode Badey Doctor sahab takes over the job of looking disgustedly at Fareesa.

Fareesa decides Haya can't even kiss the baby (that she never takes care of). Lots of other accusations fly from all parties involved.

How come no one points out that Haya being the baby's saggi khala has every freaking right to kiss the baby if she wants, and Fareesa can't do anything about that.

Last episode when Hadi was desperately searching for Haya, his mother asks him if he wants to marry her. If only he had said yes. Sigh!

See? No baby Sadi. Who is a boy. Can you imagine being a boy named Sadi? Talk about scarred for life...

 In case you missed it - check out Ramiz's reading material...

So did this line come straight out of that book???

also...moron...you're skyping with her, why are you still talking into your phone???Paindoooo!

My reaction

Haya's reaction

People on youtube need to stop gushing about how Haya and Ramiz have such great chemistry...it's creepy not chemistry.

More vampy-ness from Fareesa and wet doe-eyed-ness from Haya.
Just as the cogs start to whir in Haya's brain and she states talking about how she has spoken to Fareesa a few days ago and she was fine then... fareesa steps in and accuses Haya of lying and trying to break up her marriage to Hadi 
Really - is it going to take everyone 10 more episodes to figure out that Fareesa "itni achi lardki" nahi hei??

I'm thinking they're all getting there soon. We have Hadi glaring disgustedly at fareesa in every episode, and in this we get both doctor dad and spacey mom give her this look. 

So by the brain scan that doctor dad has permanently on display in his office I'm assuming he's some kind of brain doctor... I'm not even going to dignify him with the title of neurologist, because of this dialogue...
Doctor Dad: mai prescription likh k de raha hun, pharmacy se le lijiyega. Aur parhaez karein, Insha'Allah juld Theek hojayenge. 

Exuseme?😕 what brain related beemari gets cured by parheaz?

He also imparts such pearls of wisdom

It feels like you've never met any women in your life. 

Ugh! Why doctor Dad why? Are you hell bent on turning this iqra-humza type shadi into a maya-humza type shadi. 

Also Dear Hadi, 
You searched high and low for her, You won't let Haya stay with her father, you fight with your wife to support Haya, you know how many pairs of same shoes Haya accidentally bought and you balk at the idea of Her calling you "Hadi bhai"...