Alvida - Episode 11

I actually had to strain my braincells to remember where we left off...Hadi and Fareesa's showdown and Hadi escaping to Haya's house to lounge around until an inappropriate time. Again. When he get's back home, he finds his son crying...

First they name him Saadi, then they leave him unattended on the dining table... Zulm pe zulm. Someone call social services... This family doesn't deserve a baby Saadi. Prediction: something bad will happen to baby Saadi which will be the much needed kick up Hadi's bum.

Creepy flirting between ramiz and Haya. 

Uff aur kitna cheap dikhana hai Fareesa ko. For someone who got slapped yesterday by her husband, she got over that really quickly. The selfies were hilarious though.

Aaj kal ki nasal - they don't even know how to be sad properly. Aise hotay hein 'ro dho ke nidhaal'?

Haha - For reals?! Kamra nahi tu bathroom share karlo?

It irks me how I can hate, yet feel sorry for Fareesa at the same time. She's shallow, manipulative and vain...But Hadi isn't even trying to be nice to her. He just gives her these constant pissed off-exasperated looks. If you hated her so much, why did you marry her? I think Hadi proved he gets his way at the beginning of this drama. So it's hard to buy into this he-was-forced-into-it excuse.

Haya is going to meet Ramiz - dad wants her to get HADI'S approval on guy friends. Seriously - Neither Hum TV nor Mehram Dad learnt ANYTHING from Mehram about the difference between mehram and namehram relationships. And for god's sake - YOU ARE HAYA'S DAD! YOU are in charge of her!! Geeeeeesssssss!!!!

I don't even need a speech bubble - just look at Fareesa's unbelievable act of acting shocked...#SMH

No joke. Ramiz catches a glimpse of Hadi when he drops Haya off, and apparently Ramiz ke dil mein kuch kuch honay laga...

Get in line, Ramiz. Get in line.

Predictably, Fareesa is blabbing allll about Ramiz and Haya to, well for beginners, the saas and susar. 

Unpredictably, Hadi grills Fareesa on how she has come to the conclusion that Ramiz is so awesome. Uhhh focus Hadi, focus. You SHOULD be pissed that she is announcing the Haya-Ramiz news like you told her NOT to.

Raise your hand if you are thinking about Chup Raho right now...

Fareesa Fareesa Fareesa. You just don't know when to stop, do you?

Every conversation between these two is a snoozefest. Ramiz makes hidden and obvious innuendos, and Haya looks awkward and makes general replies.

Saim was abducted by aliens, who removed all traces of how his last meeting with Fareesa went, because when he sees her, he is GENUINELY happy...He also won the lottery because he proceeds to buy her 230,000 Rupees worth of outfits...

WHAT? HAS EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS DRAMA LOST THEIR MIND?
Really? REALLY? Kia inka deemagh kharab hei? The best he has done is correct the youth on giving and receiving salam. He doesn't find it AT ALL inappropriate that he sends off his daughter with the cousin she was in love with and ran away from home for...AND THEN he doesn't bat an eyelash when Hadi says he picked Haya up and dropped her off with SOMEONE ELSE!

So - let me get this straight: Saim went and came back from America, and apparently, became mega rich...but Saadi is still an infant? Can someone help me out here? Is it just me?