Gul-e-Rana -- Episode 20

What episode are we on? Second last. And dear lord why is this drama not over already? Because cruel and unusual punishment is still legal in Pakistan. Humph. 

This lady doesn't want the most boring character in this Drama to die while I'm all like...

This episode we're subjected to more constipated looks from Adeel which are supposed to pass as his petulant boy look as well as remorseful, recovering douchey look.

I'm just concerned why Adeel is trying to strangle himself with that scarf. And why is Rana doing the laundry? Itnay ameer hein, phir bhi Rana is acting like a Masi. Maria doesn't know how lucky she is that she escaped nuptials to this douche. 

Sajal just seems to be going through the motions (pun not intended) so we get more clueless doe eyed stares from gul e rana. Hello Sajal...Bambi called, he wants his signature look back. 

The spoilt man child has broken various limbs in the accident magar dard Unko sur mai hota hai. Aisay sar koun dabata hei? It's like she's pinching the skin off his forehead. (Ummm - what?! Haha) Did anyone else notice the romantic music that played when he asks her to dabado his sar? It's like sar dabanai se in dono mein miraculously pyar ho jaaye ga. Normal dramas, the guy woos the girl with flowers and gifts. GuleRana, the guy woos the girl by turning her into his personal slave. 

Random guy shows up to meet Adeel. Apparently he's visited Rana often with his sister. Major creepy vibes. Shamsi why haven't you mentioned creepy neighbour in your previous updates? Cos he just started to put in all these forced-flirtatious entries in the last three episodes. So creepy neighbour guy makes not so subtle hints to Adeel that he would marry Gul-e-Rana in a hot second if Adeel would oblige and drop dead soon. More constipated glare offs between Douchey and Creepy. 

#Pathetic. HumTV should be ashamed of themselves. 

Am I supposed to feel for Adeel now? Why? Yeh kaisi Mohabbat hei? Kia deemagh kharab ho gaya hei? I'm just supposed to forget all the verbal abuse and womanizing and sympathize with this douche because he's handicapped now? I think maybe the accident has caused amnesia and he's forgotten the last 19 episodes. 

Douchey, feels a bit miserable after Rana leaves him to enjoy his pity party all day long and decides to apologise. 

Ho-ly CRAP. Did that just happen?? DID THAT JUST HAPPEN? After weeks of bakwas, we finally get ONE scene that makes sense. This scene should've happened ten episodes ago! 

When you eat too many Cheetos, you're legs start turning into Cheetos. #YouAreWhatYouEat

Shortly after candidate number two arrives. 

But it's OK, we know he's not going to cross the finish line. 

While Asher bhai explains his "love" for Rana, Adeel gets more constipation pains. Kounse pains? Looks pretty happy cheery to me. In the end Asher bhai reveals he's going to be knocking on heaven's door real soon.

Because that's what bosom buddies do - stay up all night sharing secrets and giggling. And the director couldn't let this scene end without some heavy duty symbolism. 

 Ab samajh ayi Adeel? 

Next morning adeel wakes up to find AKBAR chacha crying over his bed reading the tasbeeh. I thought chalo Lugta hai Asher bhai Raat ko hi chul basay. But no, he wouldn't do that to his beloved Rana.  

I can't believe they're giving Asher such an undignified end. Smh. He dies on the BUS home? Devdas ki tarhaan Rana ki chaukhat pe dum tordh dete bhaiyya. 

Final scene. More 'repenting' by douche-face and ultimatum giving by Rana. My brain hurts too much to try to feel anything for either of these two now.