Alvida - Episode 19

Finally finally a good episode...but before we get to that...

you live with a psycho and you spend precious time watching bad horror dramas on Hum tv instead of thinking of ways to escape him??? get yo priorities straight woman.

back to the good bit

 maybe next time don't taunt your husband's manliness before telling him he can't divorce you...lolz

Yep! Yep! All that awesomeness from Hadi right at the start - though question: who keeps talaaq papers lying around in a drawer? (Yeah, I had to spoil the moment with that huh?)

Bye bye Fareesa - look, we even baked you a cake!

Good to know the director remembered ke Hadi ka aik adad baap bhi hei.

jaatey jaatey Fareesa delivers "best dialogue of the episode"

Hadi lets Fareesa take the car - guess, we know how she's gonna pay for her airfare to the U.S. *snort*

More awesomeness where Fareesa gets served! (And Saim competes with Rameez on being crazy)

 Moment of silence for anyone who did not see this coming

this was the most unsatisfying plot twist ever. it was obvious from the start...complete copy of the Janam Jali plot, and no flashback to tie in the loose ends together...like how did someone who was once as poor as fareesa suddenly have enough cash to buy her expensive dresses, drive a flashy car, or live in a posh house like this?

:-/ poora din Haya walks around without a dupatta then when she's trying to get away from rameez usko dupatta pehena zaroori hai?

I thought she was going to run away... But this idiot wants to make breakfast and babies for this psycho. 

so for Rameez to trust Hay he's going to test her by taking her to meet Hadi...ummm...don't you want to test her by seeing how long she can stay away from Hadi??? I guess the writer knew no other way of revealing about Ha-Reesa divorce in front of Rameez.

And all the warm fuzzy feelings I had after the beginning awesomeness abated with this horrible scene - I mean he barely got hit by the sofa and he's limping like he was maimed. Pffffft


i'm not a fan of terms of endearment and thanks to Rameez now, i will never hear a husband calling his wife sweetheart without getting a creepy shiver up my spine

also they could've used a more realistic looking blood alternative instead of squeezing a glob of Heinz ketchup on Rameez's hand...you can even see the pulpy tomato texture in the closeup 

So basically, Haya and Rammez live on the hundredth floor of this building...

Let's just face facts and move on: SADI IS NEVER GROWING UP. Like, ever. 

#TwoGenius

More proof that Alvida is shot in another dimension where space and time work in mysterious ways...in the time it talkes for Hadi to figure out Haya is being abused by her husband and for him to drive to her place is the same amount of time Haya takes to run down the stairs in her building

So explain this to me...in Indian dramas the husband and wife like each other yet somehow their marriage remains un consummated, sometimes even after a whole year has passed. Whereas in Pakistani dramas the husband and wife hate each other... Or at the very least have strong dislike for each other... Yet somehow the girl ends up pregnant within the first month. Errrrrr...no wonder we have an over population problem.

More importantly, if Haya and Rameez have a baby, will THAT baby be allowed to grow up?? 

In conclusion, Haya is pregnant and wants to go back to Rameez, because, you know, he's gonna hear about the baby and miraculously be cured. Last time Haya nei deemagh par itna zoor dala tha, she ended up married to Rameez, so, sorry Haya, but I don't think you should be allowed to think. Or make decisions.

P.S: episode 20 promo... The poopies is about to hit the roofies.