Bin Roye - Episode 1

Considering this piece of work was deemed so amazing by the HumTV authorities that they made it in to a movie AND a drama, it's only fair that we get to review it too...every meme...one by one...*insert evil laughter*

The drama didn't even start and I found something to complain about: this branding thing that they do to the title slide, so I thought I'd bring it to everyone's attention. Now you can't watch this without thinking of us. You're welcome.

Opening scene... Intense expressions dramatic music and my mother's voice in my head screaming...

Dupattas on the floor, lungis for uniforms. By the way, yeh kahaan ka uniform hei? Lahoolwalakoowat. And the childstar they picked to play Mahira Khan's bachpan...

Bestest cousins ever...? Gimme a break. No self respecting male cousin does this. I feel like I shouldn't even have to write a comment here. Is there anything actually right going on here? (No. No there isn't.)

Seriously episode 1 was us just getting horrified at the child actors.

Also her Ice lolly dripping was making me extra mad. 

This scene makes me greatful I didn't watch the movie on the big screen. Can you imagine seeing this oily face up close and oversized? Oye vey! #MakeupFail

Before and after...*eyeroll* Matlab casting thori si tu believable kartay.


So we see Sanam over hear this big exchange about how she's adopted and then...nothing. No reaction from the kid at all. Are the viewers supposed to just wonder about how much she understood of what she heard or if she continues to happily live her lie of a life cos she doesn't want to give up her cushy life to be real sisters with Saba?
Talking about cushy lives...How many maids does Dadi need to make sheerkhorma???

Old people romance awwww...Puke! I'd totally jump on the chance to romance (the still stunning) Zeba Bakhtiar,  

I really want this to be a thing... Where people decorate their houses with lights for Eid. This should definitely be a thing. Agree. 

I don't care if it's make believe. Aisa koi bazaar nahi hota. #PartyPooper
Gahhh again with the dupatta dragging. 

Totally platonic cousin stuff happening.

More proof about how awesome Irtiza is. *eyeroll*

Flame throwers, synchronized dancing...koun apni jawaan cousin ko beech bazaar, aisay kaproon mein naachnei ki ijazat deita hei? I still don't care if it's make believe. Hmph.

I guess the makers of this masterpiece thought the audience was stupid, because we needed this baarish dream sequence to further prove Saba is in love with Irtiza.

IS DADI BLIND? Don't dadis have this built in young love sensor? Shouldn't she be giving lectures to Javaid Sheikh about how Saba is of marriageable age and jawan lardkion ka is tarhaan cousins ke saath betakaluf hona theek nahi? LOG KYA KAHEGE?

Your creepy cousin gives you a creepy smile when he catches you dancing and you smile in return. 

Holy mother of dramas...Put on those seat belts, readers. This is going to be one bumpy ride.

Until next episode...peace out!